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How to confuse your local Kebab Shop staff member part #2

Hhmm. For tonights dinner, I chose a well preserved 1/2 King Kebab - was fast frozen two weeks ago, simply needs "dressing".

One seems to have have rather bewildered a Kebab shop staff member when I asked him for a portion of salad and a tub of chilli sauce.

He's like "So you don't hactually wan't a kebab?"

I'm like yes, "can I just please have a portion of salad and a tub of chilli sauce - I have a Kebab at home".

He shuffles away into the kitchen most bamboozled (or as we say here in Scottyland "scunnered".

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£1.20 later, back at the flat...

 

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nom nom nom it up !!

 

 

I mean really, WTF is this object meant to represent???

For about 10 days now, this strange object lies outside of the front door of one of the two ground floor flats of our (normally) nice and clean set of 8 flats in the block.

 

 

Wtf

A) What the fuck does the object tell us about the occupants/visitors of this flat?

B) Why is it still there?

C) Why the fuck is there a fucking toilet mat at the front door under the said strange object?

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No offence meant to the residents of aforementioned household. The recurring problem that we have witnessed over the last 5 months or so is with regard to a) letting any member of the public into our building b) depositing litter c) stealing stuff and d) us having to call The Police on a regular basis to keep the peace.

No offence again to the residents and >>>visitors<<< of one flat in our block, but as David Grohl put it so well a week or so ago